Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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