Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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