My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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