I want to stick my p in your. b.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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