Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We need to get me chipped asap
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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