operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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