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Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
im on a boat
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