How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I would fuck him just for his dog
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
