Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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