We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
