OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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