We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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