I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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