these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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