dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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