dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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