He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
If I had your ass I would rule the world
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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