belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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