I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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