My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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