I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Alive.
So much puke
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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