I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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