is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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