votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
