The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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