You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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