I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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