Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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