Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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