Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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