everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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