Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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