this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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