david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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