I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm too high and old for this...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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