do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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