I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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