Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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