so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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