We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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