Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
whose parrot is this?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He did a backflip because drugs
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