I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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