You made me cry and you don't even care
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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