i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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