nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He had one of those small greek statue penises
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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