So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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