I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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