The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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