Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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