she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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