i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
