a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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