I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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