i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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