I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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