i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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